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Journal: The New Girl and Her Guitar
I asked if I could post these videos of her singing, and she very adamantly said no. However, if I cut just before the vocals begin, I think I might get away with it. Wish me luck.
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Journal: She Opened up Her Hair With Her Hands
From my perspective, getting drunk and falling into a forest where I’d heard a girl would be makes a whole lot of sense. There is really no reason I wouldn’t do that. But if I was to try and set that stage a thousand times over, I would be a little surprised if a girl showed up once.
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Journal: Oh, Hello
The introduction of a new character—Emese—who (spoilers) I end up spending the rest of my life with, probably.
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Journal: Date Review
Dating a writer is a terrible idea, mostly because writers fucking write about everything.
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Journal: Window Shopping
In which our hero looks at a pretty girl.
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Journal: On Apartment Hunting
I am basically too tall to live anywhere.
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Journal: How to Eat Breakfast Awesome
My new breakfast routine, now that I sometimes wake up in the mornings, is to eat a snack bar and wait for Kim to whisk me away to IHOP. This is actually marginally better for my figure than my previous breakfast ritual of waking up and eating dinner.
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Journal: Why would I be at the Cloverdale Rodeo?
I guess I thought it would be a great place to watch the rapture, because cows and religion go hand in hand as personal interests, but when that didn’t pan out I had to find something else to do.
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Journal: The Best Deskcision of My Life
I have decided to convert to a standing desk, for several reasons. First, because I am so much better than you at everything—including standing.
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Journal: MY TOOTH IS GONE MY TOOTH IS GONE
I had been under the impression that if they pulled a tooth, they would put in a new tooth. I guess you’re supposed to ask. It all happened so quickly, and I wasn’t briefed in advance. I just had a toothache is all.